He's just jealous that I have boobs.

Hi there twitterbugs. I'm Lisa (the dumb one). That was the first false statement that John made, and I'm sure there will be many to come. They say to keep your friends close and your frenemies at a safe distance, por ejemplo Chicago to Seattle. This is why a blog is necessary. Face to face banter is not an option, and quite secretly I've been longing for a blog like John longs for breasts (of his own, not attached to a female). 

My hope is that people read this and think "oh my gawwwwd John has no common sense, I mean, flip flops year round John? Really?" Or something along those lines. Follow me to the light people...and bring it Saboner.

Guten Tag,

Lisa

Battle of Epic Proportions

Welcome to Lisa vs John

My name is John; I am 24 and live in Chicago. This blog won’t just be funny observations and John Mayer Quotes. It’ll be a point/counter point on very important issues between my good friend, Lisa, and myself.

So why start a blog?

Easy. Lisa is dumb. She has stupid opinions and since she lives in Seattle and is a girl I can’t fight her. This blog will be as if I am fighting her on the internet. Don’t get me wrong; she is a dear friend but a true warrior does not show mercy in a battle of epic proportions. Hopefully dozens of people will read this and take up the fight against Lisa and her propaganda.

Love Always,

John