Today is a day that will live in infamy

- Doctor Robinson Ford on July 25th 1985 delivering Lisa

Today is a dark day- perhaps the worst day of year. If you have had a terrible today and can't figure it out its because its Lisa's Birthday. I know I have doused myself in Holy Water the whole day just to stay sane. So laugh it up all you arsonists and Lisa supporters. I hope you when you blow out your candles 12 scorpions sting you.

love always,

John